Randy and Gerald sit on a bench next to some slot machines.

Oh, shove the song of the sparrow up your ass! May your life be filled with the song of the sparrow. Loan me money! You've gotta have money in the cup! Wha- what's in the cup? The casino gave me credit! I put the house up as collateral! But I still have this ten-dollar chip.ĭealer, twenty one. Sshhhh! I have to win it back before Sheila finds out! I forgot to tell you, ah I have a gambling problem. Randy returns from somewhere with a cup of coins. Gerald sits alone fiddling with some chips. Will you yell at him for me?' Coyote said to Pony, 'Why can you not yell yourself?' And Pony replied, 'Because I am a little horse.' Pony said to Coyote, 'I am very mad at Eagle. Many moons ago, Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! have a drink?' And so Deer said to Bear, 'Why the big paws?' Please put your hands together for Johnny Manymoons! Welcome to the Three Feathers Comedy Club. Īll right, time to show these people how to gamble!Īn entrance is shown - The Laughing Coyote Comedy Lodge, then the interior of the lodge itself. Oooo, the nickel slots! You might win the thirty-dollar jackpot! Ahh, women, huh? God I hate 'em. Come on, Sheila, let's go to the nickel slots. Relax, sweetie I know how to count cards. May luck run through you, like the spirit of the buffalo. Why don't you kids run along to the comedy club? You kids can enjoy our Native American Comedy Club.Īll right, we're gonna hit the tables. I'm not a miner, dumbass! Do you see a shovel in my hand?! I am afraid minors cannot go onto the casino floor. Please try your luck at one of our many games. Now, Eric, they're called Native Americans, remember? Show some respect. Randy and Gerald carry cigars in their hands. The boys enter with the Marshes and the Broflovskis. The interior is shown, with its slot machines and milling crowds. The building is massive, the front entrance is prefaced with a long pool with water jets shooting water into the air.

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